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  • 27 Apr
    18:21 pm

    On The Subject of Being A Man

    textbook:

    howtotalktogirlsatparties:

    Being a man is not about how you can tear people down and force your will upon them, but about conducting yourself with class, manners and an open mind. That is all.

    he knows what’s up, follow him.

    …Not just being a man, but being a person in the world.

    • #great minds
  • 18:19 pm

    Life Lesson : Don’t Know if You have Heard, but…

    …the terms “retard” and “gay” are hateful when just thrown around - as in “You’re such a retard” or “That’s so gay”… Really, what does that even mean? If you are past the middle school age bracket, these kinds of catchphrases should no longer be in your repertoire. No matter how much education you have, you sound unbearably ignorant when these kinds of things come out of your mouth. Who wants to respect someone who doesn’t respect others?

    Wanda Sykes is doing a great job on her new PSAs about not calling things “gay” when you are trying to say “stupid” so I will leave that to her. But, as a medical student who regularly hears her colleagues calling people “retards” or actions “retarded” I feel something has to be said. As a physician, do you not plan to care for the mentally handicapped? Will you turn them away and laugh behind their backs? What if it were you? What if you were going to have a baby and you do everything right during the pregnancy, yet when the baby is born, he/she has Down Syndrome? Is it funny then?

    The answer, obviously, is no.

    So why is it funny when you aren’t mentally handicapped? If you don’t have a handicapped child?

    These people who are born different are, for whatever reason, the world’s butt of the joke. As if it is not enough with their own personal struggles as they attempt to keep up with the rest of the world, the world likes to mock them - because the worst thing in the world to be is a “retard.”

    These individuals - who are often some of the most kindhearted people you will ever meet - are, indeed, mentally retarded. Sometimes they are also physically retarded. Toddlers and children struggle to keep up with their developmental milestones like walking and talking. Adults have problems finding steady employment and fitting into social situations. And, as if all of that isn’t enough, in many situations, there are health problems, too.

    Maybe I feel so strongly because I was raised in a family where name-calling earned you some kind of disciplinary action against you. Or because I think the world should be a more empathetic place. Or because I have my own personal ties to those who are considered “marginalized” by today’s society. Whatever it is - I know I am not alone in having these same experiences. Yet, lots of times, I seem to be the only one not laughing when someone just got called a retard.

    Obviously, I am no Mother Teresa. I am a young adult who likes to make fun of her friends sometimes. Perhaps through the shift in vernacular and the politically correct, the terms “idiot” and “stupid” are no longer applied to any one group, the word “bitch” has become something less than insult, and “douchebag” is (in my opinion) one of the best jibes of all time. I’m not sure what causes words to go from complete taboo to slightly tongue-in-cheek, and if that will ever happen with terms like “retard” and “gay”… But maybe one day, I will be considered old-fashioned because I won’t embrace them as just silly jokes instead of insults.

    Anyway, that’s how I feel about it. And, if I can get just one person a week (or even a month) to drop “You retard” from their vocabulary, then I feel like I’m just that much closer to making the world a wonderfully empathetic place.

    Maybe I’m just a dreamer.

    • #i'm just sayin'
    • #i can haz world peace?
  • 25 Apr
    17:59 pm

    Lesson 9 : The Faculty is on YOUR Side…most of the time.

    Your whole life teachers have been the antagonists to your protagonist - assigning you homework, giving you a 71 on your quiz, asking you to learn things. They told you when you could talk, they made you sign out to go to the bathroom, and they admonished you when you came to class a few minutes late and your uniform shirt was untucked. They have always been out to get you and holding you down. Yes, your teacher was The Man and a dictator to boot.

    Hopefully, looking back, you can see your childish angst over being put in time out once or twice was not because your teacher was hiding a pointed tail in the back of her high-waisted maxi skirt. In fact, she probably smiled a lot and brought celery and peanut butter logs for snack time every once in a while. Or, he told lame jokes that nobody laughed at so he had a constant sheen of nervous sweat on his brow because he couldn’t escape the judging eyes of his students.

    Said baseless attitudes towards faculty members carry over to medical school. They are the enemy to the legion of students. They don’t understand our need for good grades at all times. They don’t understand the individual differences of the students. They can’t understand! Otherwise…we would all have A’s!

    False. In actuality, these people want you to do well…actually, better than well - they want everyone to be stellar. Besides ensuring their own job security by having a high student pass rate, they really do care how you do on your exams, boards, interviews, and life. They already know you’re the best, but they want to push you ever further because you are going to have someone’s LIFE in your hands soon. They refuse to accept your mediocrity because your patients wont accept mediocrity. A mediocre doctor isn’t a doctor at all. In fact, he’s probably (inexplicably) wandering about the campus, acting as if you should bow before him because he’s the best physician in the world… but he doesn’t have any patients.

    The professors don’t want you to be that guy. They taught that guy years ago, and obviously, he was a fail on their part. And, they hate that guy because he’s always around and no one really understands why.

    Of course, the professors are often brusque, at best, about pushing you to be your best. I have been told by my professor, in all honesty and crudeness, that he was going to “jump up my ass” if I didn’t get myself together (I was not the only one who heard this during a particularly rough week). I have heard faculty members all but call their students idiots to get them to study harder. The abuse is out of love… I swear. The same professor who threatened me with jumping up my butt stops me often in the hallways to make sure my grades are okay. He once asked me if I wanted a snack because I had missed lunch. His facade of meanness was too thin and too weak to make him a real bad guy.

    They aren’t monsters. They probably have children, too, and they see said children in you. You sit and sulk and beg. Sometimes you need a kind ear or a kick in the pants. They smile, shake your hand, or embrace you tightly when you walk into their office just to talk. Sometimes they just want you out of their sight. Immediately. But they give bonus points and extra credit. They hold extra review sessions. They give you a heads up on “extremely possible” questions on your upcoming exam.

    These people control your destiny almost as much as you do. The sooner you realize you’re both on the same team, the better. They will one day write your recommendations for research internships and, more importantly, residency programs. Grades that a borderline can be tipped in your favor if you make yourself known (respectfully, of course). And, really, some of them soon become like old friends with a jibe about that time you bombed your exam (yes, one day you will be able to laugh at your fails).

    So friend them early on. But don’t cross the line of sucking up - they abhor it, and they usually can’t hide their disdain. Don’t disrespect them. Don’t cry like a baby over a bad grade they gave you. Don’t talk like you’re at a coffee shop in their class. Most importantly, don’t end up like that guy wandering the campus in his white coat with no patients. He never figured out that the faculty were his friends, not his foes. He still blames them for his fail when, really, he never bothered to learn anything. Ever.

    • #med students are overgrown brats
    • #ridiculous behavior
    • #ways to win
  • 15:55 pm
    House of Mind: Freud's Id, Ego & Superego

    Freud, known to many as the father of psychology, developed the theory on id-ego-superego as an attempt to broaden the understanding on what drove human psychology and how our feelings and thoughts are organized. The id-ego-superego are regarded as the 3 components of the psyche, as defined by…

    • #my Id sometimes wins
  • 15:53 pm
    Doctors Perform First-Ever Full Facial Transplant

    fuckyeahmedicine:

    (via theaggregate)

    Amazing!

    • #science is amazing
  • 23 Apr
    12:50 pm
    neurolove:

[Image Source]
Hippocampus
This image is a close up of the rat hippocampus stained with a Nissl green stain (green color on the cell bodies of neurons with red for something else).  The hippocampus has a unique structure that makes it stand out in all mammals- ours looks similar to this rat hippocampus, though it is located in a different part of the brain.  Hippocampus is so named because it looks like a seahorse (now, this I don’t see, but they didn’t ask me when they were naming it).
Why do I bring up the hippocampus?  Besides the awesome way it looks, it is my best friend as I enter into a 48hour exam this weekend.  The hippocampus is responsible for the encoding of memories and also helpful in memory retrieval.  As you study for exams (or in many cases, “cram”), you give your hippocampus quite a workout.  It cycles information over and over, strengthening connections to help you remember facts, people, events, etc.  A famous case of someone who lost hippocampus is HM (who died about a year ago)- he had it removed to stop terrible seizures, and after it was removed, he was completely unable to form new memories.  He’s a pretty fascinating case, so I will talk more about him another time.

    neurolove:

    [Image Source]

    Hippocampus

    This image is a close up of the rat hippocampus stained with a Nissl green stain (green color on the cell bodies of neurons with red for something else).  The hippocampus has a unique structure that makes it stand out in all mammals- ours looks similar to this rat hippocampus, though it is located in a different part of the brain.  Hippocampus is so named because it looks like a seahorse (now, this I don’t see, but they didn’t ask me when they were naming it).

    Why do I bring up the hippocampus?  Besides the awesome way it looks, it is my best friend as I enter into a 48hour exam this weekend.  The hippocampus is responsible for the encoding of memories and also helpful in memory retrieval.  As you study for exams (or in many cases, “cram”), you give your hippocampus quite a workout.  It cycles information over and over, strengthening connections to help you remember facts, people, events, etc.  A famous case of someone who lost hippocampus is HM (who died about a year ago)- he had it removed to stop terrible seizures, and after it was removed, he was completely unable to form new memories.  He’s a pretty fascinating case, so I will talk more about him another time.

    • #the brain is mind-blowing
  • 22 Apr
    14:33 pm

    Lesson 8 : Hypochondria - You Have It.

    The endless numbers of syndromes, diseases and conditions written about in medical textbooks is enough to scare the pants off of anyone. What they teach you in med school is that if you have ever breathed, blinked, or had a random thought in your head, you already have one foot in the grave. Your eyes might fall out, your stomach will turn upside down, and you just might spontaneously combust.

    Imagine hearing these things every. single. day. For hours. Then you go home and study it. For hours.

    Yes, you are convinced you are dying. Of a Pseudomonas infection. Or the Baghdad boil. Or flail chest. Even though you haven’t been exposed to any of these things - not even close. But you have read about them, and you have been feeling kind of malaise-y, and you think you might have contracted Pseudomonas while fighting off the insect that would give you a Baghdad boil and you fell to the floor in the process, giving yourself flail chest. You are a walking dead woman/man.

    Believe me, this will happen. Here is an example of a recent conversation between fellow medical students:

    Student 1: My second toe hurts.

    Student 2: Arthritis?

    Student 1: Ouch… I think it’s swollen.

    Student 2: Staph infection!

    Student 1: OMG! I can’t put on my shoe!

    Student 2: It needs to be drained! Before it spreads and kills you!

    Epilogue : After two doses of aspirin (and a panicked call to Student 1’s physician parent who wondered why this “problem” warranted a phone call), the swelling subsided and the pain went away. Said toe had probably been squeezed in too-tight shoes during clinicals.

    Medical students are hypersensitive and overeager to use their newly-acquired knowledge. The vocabulary of medical jargon expands by the hour, and you can’t help it from falling out of your mouth. While it is important that you be able to recognize the serious, you quickly lose the ability to ignore the trivial. A headache is not necessarily a tumor. Stomach cramps is not always a GI infection. And chest pains are not definitely indicative of a myocardial infarct.

    You are wary of eating in restaurants for fear the chef has a Staph-infected lesion on his hand. You can’t sit on the toilet seat because the woman before you probably has cooties (yes, you now know cooties are real). You won’t get in the pool because M marinum microorganisms might be lurking in the water. You can’t go dancing at the club because you have a case of foot drop. And sex? You have seen far too many pictures of heinous nether regions to keep you celibate for decades. It’s a miserable life - that is definitely about to be shorter because you are about to die from something that is never seen in human civilization…and actually rarely seen on Planet Earth. Someone call 911.

    This hypochondria is inevitable. You can’t help it. You can’t fight it. When you learn about it in Neuro, you scoff with your friends, but secretly know you fit the description of the “Hypochondriac Patient” to a tee. You can’t fight the feeling a microbe is out to get you, stopping you short of your lofty dreams. Your own mortality frightens you. The journey to immortality is fraught with pulled muscles leading to tragic embolisms.

    OMG - and you just sneezed. Great. Now we all have SARS.

    • #med students are insane
    • #Why Am I Doing This?
    • #microbes
    • #uncommon injuries
  • 13:29 pm
    freshphotons:

terrysdiary:

GREAT SPIRITS HAVE ALWAYS ENCOUNTERED VIOLENT OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS. Albert Einstein
    High-res →

    freshphotons:

    terrysdiary:

    GREAT SPIRITS HAVE ALWAYS ENCOUNTERED VIOLENT OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS. Albert Einstein

    • #great minds
  • 21 Apr
    18:15 pm
    fuckyeahneuroscience:

neurolove:

[Image Source]
What color are the centers of the white lines crossing?
This is a type of optical illusion.  How do these optical illusions work?  There have been a few different explanations proposed for this, but I like the simple/oldest one.  Our brain uses information from the eyes that relies on lateral inhibition.  This means that several photoreceptors (the things that perceive light) talk amongst themselves and send on a signal based on the contrast of an area (dark vs. light, though you can also do colors vs. other colors).  They typically do this in circular patterns where one photoreceptor is the “center” and other photoreceptors are the “surround” (a circle around the center).  Think of stars at night- they are white in a dark sky.  These would maximally excite a group of cells that integrate the information from the photoreceptors (the one in the center sees light while the ones in the surround see darkness).  Because of lateral inhibition, the signal would be extra strong when there is better contrast (as in the case of stars- or in the reverse kind, of dalmatian spots) and less strong when there is not as much contrast (think of a big gray sheet).  You have the best vision when you look straight on where lots of photoreceptors are concentrated, but in the outsides of your vision, it’s not as concentrated and the receptive fields (how much of the world you perceive with each cell) are larger.
In this illusion, you have some photoreceptors whose fields will be with the center dots and have that complicated white and darker surround that is crazy kinds of contrast- too much contrast within the surround that can’t tell the center what is going on properly.  Your photoreceptors are trying to have that inhibitory struggle to define where the dark and light are but can’t do a perfect job of it as you get further from the fovea (the place where photoreceptors are most concentrated), which is why the crosses look gray.

    fuckyeahneuroscience:

    neurolove:

    [Image Source]

    What color are the centers of the white lines crossing?

    This is a type of optical illusion.  How do these optical illusions work?  There have been a few different explanations proposed for this, but I like the simple/oldest one.  Our brain uses information from the eyes that relies on lateral inhibition.  This means that several photoreceptors (the things that perceive light) talk amongst themselves and send on a signal based on the contrast of an area (dark vs. light, though you can also do colors vs. other colors).  They typically do this in circular patterns where one photoreceptor is the “center” and other photoreceptors are the “surround” (a circle around the center).  Think of stars at night- they are white in a dark sky.  These would maximally excite a group of cells that integrate the information from the photoreceptors (the one in the center sees light while the ones in the surround see darkness).  Because of lateral inhibition, the signal would be extra strong when there is better contrast (as in the case of stars- or in the reverse kind, of dalmatian spots) and less strong when there is not as much contrast (think of a big gray sheet).  You have the best vision when you look straight on where lots of photoreceptors are concentrated, but in the outsides of your vision, it’s not as concentrated and the receptive fields (how much of the world you perceive with each cell) are larger.

    In this illusion, you have some photoreceptors whose fields will be with the center dots and have that complicated white and darker surround that is crazy kinds of contrast- too much contrast within the surround that can’t tell the center what is going on properly.  Your photoreceptors are trying to have that inhibitory struggle to define where the dark and light are but can’t do a perfect job of it as you get further from the fovea (the place where photoreceptors are most concentrated), which is why the crosses look gray.

    • #the brain is mind-blowing
  • 20 Apr
    16:52 pm

    You Want Me to What?!

    interferingintrospection:

     Brain donation- it’s not as strange as you might think…

    BRAIN





    Most drugs already developed for brain-related diseases have relied on research using human brains. Future efforts put forth towards cures for neurological disorders will require research on human brains. Unfortunately, animal models will not suffice.


    Concerns regarding Brain Donation

    1.“I donʼt want to look disfigured at my funeral”
    No worries! The pathologist makes an incision at the back of the head at the hairline, and the brain is removed. The skull remains, so the person is not disfigured in any way, and you canʼt tell the brain has been removed.

    2.“A donor status will affect my medical care”
    False. Registering as a brain donor does not change a personʼs medical treatment in any way.

    3.“Researchers donʼt need my brain if itʼs healthy”
    The brains of both healthy individuals and those diagnosed with brain diseases are necessary for scientific comparison.

    4.“Iʼm already an organ donor”
    Brain tissue donation is not the same as other organ donation. When someone dies, the brain tissue needs to be donated within 12 hours for it to be useful to researchers. The brain canʼt be kept alive with machines the way the heart can for donation. And brain tissue isnʼt used for a transplant like the heart or kidney—its tissue is for research only.

    5.“Iʼll be stuck if I change my mind”
    For all of you indecisive folks, you are free to withdraw your consent to donation at any time. Your decision will be fully respected and no questions will be asked.

    6.“It is against my religion”
    Most religions accept and support brain and organ donation. It is a fact that none of the major religions absolutely prohibit an autopsy.If you are concerned about donation and your religious faith, please discuss this issue with your spiritual leader.


    5 Reasons to Donate Your Brain: 

    1. Itʼs Easy.

    Donating your brain is simple. It varies slightly between research institutions, but overall it involves filling out and submitting a donor registration form. Next of kin and your doctor should be kept in the loop so that they can make sure your brain is donated. Brain donation does not interfere with any traditional or religious funeral arrangements and will not delay or complicate your family’s plans for a funeral.


    2. Itʼs Free!  

    Most, if not all programs will cover the cost of all procedures related to collecting or transporting the brain and its neuropathological analysis.

    3. It Could Benefit Your Family and Friends.

    Prior to use in research, all donated brains receive a comprehensive autopsy. If you have a neurological disease, your diagnosis is important for people with a hereditary association, like a child or grandchild at risk of developing the disorder. Even if you donʼt, relatives of afflicted individuals can serve a very important role for comparative studies by donating their brain tissue. All healthy subjects make an equally large contribution to anyone they may or may not know who is suffering from a neurological/psychiatric disorder.


    4. You Certainly Donʼt Need It Anymore…

    The contribution of a single brain can be used in as many as 50 different research studies on conditions, including Alzheimer’s disease, Huntington’s disease, Schizophrenia, Autism, Parkinsonʼs Disease, Multiple Sclerosis, Dementia, Bipolar Disorder, Depression, neurodevelopmental disorders and so many others.


    5. Everybodyʼs Doing It!

    This past February, 20 NFL Stars announced their plans to donate their brains to research in an effort to better understand the detrimental effects of head trauma in athletes. In Britain, a 2009 campaign to increase awareness about the desperate need for brain donation caused donations to double in quantity!



                                               So, think about it…. 
    • #science is amazing
    • #the brain is mind-blowing
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